Corny Corn Jokes About Corn

Pembroke Pines, Florida

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I like corny jokes about corn. I tell corny jokes about corn all the time. I'm asking people everywhere for jokes about corn. The joke has to be related to corn or corn on the cob or have the word corn in it. As time goes on, I will update this page with the jokes I receive. If you have a corny corn joke e-mail it to me at: cpadon@bellsouth.net

 

or call it in at:  954-436-4199,

or mail it to:     Don Ladolcetta

                        12000 NW 20th St.

                        Pembroke Pines, Fl. 33026.

Thanks a bunch.

Here's a joke:

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Question: What does poisoned corn flakes have in common with Charles Manson?

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Answer: They are both Cereal (Serial) Killers.

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The baby corn asks his mama corn: Where do baby corns come from? Mama says "I told ya before, the stalk (stork) brought ya.

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2 corn cobs were walking downtown and the first cob noticed that they were being followed by another strange cob everywhere they went. The first cob whispered to the second cob "Don't look know but I think we are being followed by a stalker"

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Date this page was last updated: May 18, 2006

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