Corny Corn Jokes About Corn
Pembroke Pines, Florida
Phone 954-436-8733 Ask for Don or Patty
Corn Jokes Page
I help raise a lot of money working at my church country fair and we give the money to feed hungry people around the world. I help run the corn on the cob booth where in the course of selling roasted corn I joke with the customers and my jokes are all corny jokes about corn. I'm asking people everywhere for jokes about corn. The joke has to be related to corn or corn on the cob or have the word corn in it. As time goes on, I will update this page with the jokes I receive. If you have a corny corn joke e-mail it to me at: don@ladcpa.com
or call it in at: 954-436-4199,
or mail it to: Don Ladolcetta
12000 NW 20th St.
Pembroke Pines, Fl. 33026.
Thanks a bunch.
Here's a joke:
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Question: What does poisoned corn flakes have in common with Charles Manson?
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Answer: They are both Cereal (Serial) Killers.
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The baby corn asks his mama corn: Where do baby corns come from? Mama says "I told ya before, the stalk (stork) brought ya.
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2 corn cobs were walking downtown and the first cob noticed that they were being followed by another strange cob everywhere they went. The first cob whispered to the second cob "Don't look know but I think we are being followed by a stalker"
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